30 Second Bottom Line: When his daughter is kidnapped¾
to be exchanged for priceless black diamonds¾ Tony
Fait (DMX), the leader of a team of highly skilled urban thieves, forges an
unlikely alliance with a Taiwanese intelligence officer, Su (Jet Li). The plan
is to rescue his daughter and unravel an international criminal’s plot to
distribute a new weapon of mass destruction.
Story Line: Tony Fait is an urban thief but a better person than your
typical crook. He and his team of highly skilled crooks never use guns and only
steal from gangsters and other criminals. Nice guy right? After his latest bank
heist, Fait learns that a some of diamonds he stole aren’t your typical
diamonds, and that the owner, international criminal Ling (Mark Dacascos), is
not your typical gangster.
Soon Fait’s eight-year-old daughter is kidnapped and held in exchange for the
black diamonds he stole. After finding his boss killed, and losing the black
diamonds, Fait forges an unlikely alliance with Taiwanese intelligence officer
and martial arts expert, Su (Jet Li). Fait needs Su’s help in order to track
down Ling and get his daughter back
safely, and Su needs Fait’s help to track down Ling and stop him from selling
the diamonds, which are actually weapons of mass destruction, to international
terrorists.
Tell Me More About It: Cradle 2 the Grave is a well
executed buddy movie, with good action scenes, a great hip hop soundtrack, and a
nice collection of colorful actors. Director Andrzej Bartkowiak, is becoming an
expert at the formula action picture. His directorial debut was with Jet Li’s
first American movie, Romeo Must Die, and a year later he directed Steven
Segal’s ‘’comeback movie,’’ Exit Wounds. If one thing can be said
about Bartkowiak, it is that all of his films have a very similar feel to them.
For starters, Bartkowiak likes to use many of the same actors in his films (a
very good thing). Comedic actors Anthony Anderson and Tom Arnold, martial arts
expert Jet Li, and rap star DMX have all worked with him before. Anthony
Anderson and DMX have been in all three of his films, Tom Arnold and Jet Li have
each been in two. Secondly, all of his films are buddy action movies. In
Romeo Must Die, there was the pairing of Jet Li and Aaliyah. In Exit
Wounds, it was Steven Segal and DMX, and in Cradle 2 the Grave, there
is the pairing of Jet Li and DMX. Of those three films, all somewhat enjoyable
to different extents, Cradle 2 the Grave is the second best, ahead of
Romeo Must Die, and behind Exit Wounds.
What I really liked most about Cradle 2 the Grave is the same thing I
enjoyed the most in Bartkowiak’s previous two films – comedic sidekick Anthony
Anderson. You may have seen him as DMX’s best friend in Exit Wounds or as
Aaliyah’s bodyguard in Romeo Must Die. Whether you recognize him or not,
he is a talent to behold. In this film he plays DMX’s good friend and driver,
Tommy. He, along with Tom Arnold, is the comedic relief, which holds this film
together. I am willing to go as far as to say that Anthony Anderson is one of
the most talented comedians of our generation. His delivery of his lines and
comic timing are consistently on point. If there is one reason among others to
see Cradle 2 the Grave – it is to see Anthony Anderson.
While DMX remains one of today’s most gifted rappers, his acting skills are
not of the same caliber. Though he has charisma and energy on-screen, his acting
isn’t what I would like to call ‘’superb." Several emotional scenes, where he
shows his love for his daughter, are particularly embarrassing. Even so, his
energy and on-screen presence is good enough to keep this film moving at a
steady pace.
The most exciting action scenes in the movie come courtesy of Jet Li. The
martial arts in this film are very well choreographed – especially one scene in
which Jet Li takes on at least 20 other men in an illegal, underground fight
arena. Despite the caliber of such scenes, the final showdown between Li and
Dacascos at the end of the movie is somewhat of a letdown.
Of all things, the screenplay in this film is pretty weak. Every nuance can
be seen coming from a mile away and it adds nothing fresh or new to the genre;
but then again do these urban buddy movies ever? If you look at it that way, the
writing in this film is just adequate enough to still keep the movie somewhat
entertaining.
Cradle 2 the Grave is everything you have come to expect of a
buddy action genre these days. The East meets West concept can be seen in
recent films such as ‘’Rush Hour 2’’ and ‘’Shanghai Knights." If you come into
this film thinking it will raise the bar for its genre…think again. If you come
to this movie intent on seeing some good action and a surprisingly funny
supporting cast, you’re right on the money, no pun intended.
Note: Don’t forget to stay a little bit past the credits, because just as
they end Anthony Anderson and Tom Arnold have a hilarious scene.