Genres: Comedy Coming of Age Teen
Based on Novel Girls Young Adults  

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Review by Cathy Edsey Collins
for Reel Movie Critic

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Cast

Lindsay Lohan

Mary Elizabeth Cep/Lola

Adam Garcia

Stu

Carol Kane

Miss Baggoli

Alison Pill

Ella

Directed by Sara Sugarman. A teen comedy. Rated PG (for mild thematic elements and brief language). Walt Disney Pictures. Running time: 85 minutes.

Harmless preteen fun

Ten-year-old Lizzy McGuire believers will love this near rip-off of the Disney confection that launched Hilary Duff’s musical career. That’s because "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" contains all the same elements—right down to the music video ending—of that popular angst-ridden girls’ flick.

Loaded with all the things preteen girls love, "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" is the perfect movie for a carload of young girls to pile into. Forget the family—they just won’t get it. This one’s about major crushes, the perfect outfit and the bitchy leader of her school’s "cool" group. You can almost hear the audience giggling and gasping with knowing empathy.

Lindsay Lohan, who wowed Disney with the dual portrayal of the conniving twins in "Parent Trap" and as the transformed teen opposite Jamie Lee Curtis in "Freaky Friday," plays the overly dramatic teen in "Confessions…" with a wide-eyed aplomb that’s infectious. Relocated from her beloved NYC, by her artsy-craftsy hippie Mom (Glenne Headly), to "boring" New Jersey, Lohan would rather be known as "Lola" than her given name of "Mary Elizabeth." She faces the wrath of her new school’s nasty "in-group" honcho Carla (Megan Fox, looking more like 25 than a teenager). But life ain’t so bad in the NJ ‘burbs since Lola hooked up with new friend Ella (Alison Pill, "Pieces of April") who shares the same obsession about rock group Sidarthur.

When their beloved Sidarthur announces their final concert and ultimate breakup, the duo scrambles to get tickets. Naturally, creepy Carla is already going first class and rubs their noses in this bit of news. The finale involves a comeuppance for Carla and lessons about friendship and trust for Lola and Ella. Laudable values perkily packaged by those squeaky-clean Disney folks.

The hidden treasure in this preteen treat is the performance by Carol Kane as the nerdy drama teacher who directs the school play "Eliza Rocks"—a modern-day "My Fair Lady." Nearly unrecognizable in her billowy flowered dress, thick glasses and austere nun-like shoes, Kane is hilarious as the harried helmsman of the amateur production. Preteens will not realize that this talented actress was also incognito in such classics as "Scrooged" and "The Princess Bride," and a standout in countless other films. Her presence in "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" adds a touch of class to this endearing tale.

Cathy Edsey Collins © 2004

cathy@reelmoviecritic.com